What is the difference between a banana and a remote control ?...............You can't change the channel on your TV with a banana !
Why are banana skins musical ?...............Because if you don't see sharp you will be flat !
Why aren't bananas green and round ?...............Because they would be a apples if they were !
What is black, yellow and red?...............A sunburnt banana!
Why did Jonny Fyffe get two bananas for his birthday ?...............Because he asked for a pair of slippers !
How do you stop a banana ripening on a Sunday?...............Eat it on Saturday !
When is a banana skin a good disguise?...............When you are hiding in a bowl of custard !
What do you get if you throw a yellow banana into the Red Sea ?...............A wet banana !
Why can't a banana ride a bicycle?...............Because it hasn't got a thumb to ring the bell !
Why don't bananas smell?...............Because they don't have noses !
Doctor, doctor, I've got bananas growing out of my ears.
What's yellow and weighs ten tonnes?...............A banana that has eaten an elephant !
Why did the banana go out with the prune?...............He couldn't find a date !
How do you make a banana split?...............Cut it in half!
Why did the banana go to the doctors?...............Because it wasn't peeling very well !
Waiter, is there bananas and custard on the menu?...............Yes, I'm sorry sir, I will just wipe it off !
What did the banana say when the tomato was losing the race?...............Ketchup !
What do you get if you cross an elephant with a banana?...............A fruit that never forgets !ephant with a banana?...............A fruit that never forgets !5
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Because if you don't see sharp you will be flat !
Why aren't bananas green and round ?
Because they would be an apple if they were !
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A sunburnt banana !
Why did Jonny Fyffe get two bananas for his birthday ?
Because he asked for a pair of slippers !
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Because they would be an apple if they were !
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